When Buck Norris walks into a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off. He is the most interesting dog in the world and is prepared to keep the darkness at bay in return for games of fetch and belly rubs.
But he’s not too fast that he’ll forget to enjoy the simple perks in life. Buck doesn’t just appreciate the small things in life; you could say the small things appreciate him. Romps in a majestic forest, a festive gnaw on a toy, peanut butter in a Kong. And when your adventures together meet day’s end, word on the street is that Buck Norris wrote A Dog’s Guide to Cuddling. Plus, he’s got that irresistible, blocky head. You know what they say about big-headed dogs? All the more easy it is to give kisses.
Women fight over the privilege to walk this stoic dog. Men beat themselves up for not being this dog. He’s so perfect on leash, you might as well be walking air. Yeah, he’s that good. You may think to yourself, “I don’t know. I always imagined having multiple dogs.” I hear you. But once you see how Buck’s muscles flex as he runs, the way he smiles during a session of belly rubs, or heck, even the gleam of his buckskinned coat, you’ll realize one Buck Norris is worth a thousand dogs.
